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It's from the sun like but it's still pretty fuckin funny wouldn't put it past the dildo sellers either. Think they've bitten off more than they can chew this time, all the stick over the stadium move may have given them something to think about.

Yes YES! Closely followed by Uncle Buck

They've just played Bournemouth, we almost took the father in law. RIP

Job share ?

Am sure there's still an element of old money patronage in the col but I don't see much evidence of it nowadays in the work of JP Morgan or Goldman Sachs, regardless of their histories or origins. I'm at a loss to suggest who would make a good ceremonial president for the UK. I used to go out with a staunch Australian republican and she said every single person born in oz should be able to conceivably become president if they didn't have the queen as head of state. I asked her who would get her vote and she said the cricketer Mark Taylor I racked my brains for his uk equivalent and all I could come up with was Sir Stephen Redgrave...that was a few years back but I can't think of anyone else who appears to be a better candidate. Over to you

They're pretty low down my list of things to be aggrieved about. Compared to the the road this generation of politicians are leading us down or the goings on in the massive tax haven that is the city of London they barely register tbh. My thing is what and/or who do you replace them with? Who the fuck in public life do you vote to be president? Most are as bad or in a lot of cases fully worse than the scots/German scroungers.

Visiting Selhurst throughout the last 20 odd years has been thoroughly dispiriting, and it's fuckin regularity due to having Wimbledon as tenants for a decade was just depressing. Then all of a sudden after Palaces last promotion they've sudden gained a bunch of bell ends in black with a drum and a bell(?) and a few flags. It's a bit sketchy for me because we only got through the turnstiles last November where they've built a bar/smoking area and we didn't get beyond that, having arrived at roughly 3-20pm, by which time we'd already let 3? in . Half time came and went and there we stayed, barely watching the parcel of shit unfolding a few yards away on the outside tv screens. Im a tiny bit ashamed that I didn't personally see a blade of grass that day, but who'd actually look forward to a Pardew v McLaren fixture in the first place? Tbh I was only there out of my daft misplaced sense of "duty" to the 11 black and white twats on the pitch that I can't seem to shake off. A year on and we're literally a different club in every single way, and they're going to appoint hippo heed. Fuck them and their dull, typically entitled cockney followers. They deserve Allardyce.

Chief suspect in the Berlin attack shot dead by police in Milan

Sunderland’s Jermain Defoe has an annual pass for Beamish Museum http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4060058/Newcastle-wing-wizard-Matt-Ritchie-talks-tough-route-top.html#ixzz4TdvEM9Bn

If he'd managed to fluke keeping us in the division he'd still be here. Cheers Palace, we've got a champions league winning manager because of you

Gone edit: 5 live reporting he's "been asked to stand down"

If there's not a rumour about us signing Kieron Gibbs on loan in January till the end of the season with a view to a permanent transfer then am fuckin well starting it now, OK??

I got an amazon fire stick, loaded it with kodi and exodus etc etc, its mostly fuckin hopeless for sport thought. So I stole my old mans email address and BT internet account details, then talked my father in law into giving me his sky go log in with full sports subscription

There's a huge cloud of suspicion over the veracity of the reports coming from Aleppo. Who do you get your stuff from @Dr Gloom? Is it mostly wire copy?

There's been no msm in Aleppo for years because the "rebels" are basically the same al Qaeda affiliated cunts who beheaded Alan Henning. Peter Hitchens wrote a good piece on it in yesterday's mail on Sunday.

Think yesterday was the first time I'd stood on actual terracing since our visit to Craven Cottage in Fulham's first PL season. Some older mags were plainly of the fabled "KBJ" or "post 92" variety who were crapping themselves having been caught in a crush on a terracing which was either amusingly ironic or ironically amusing. Not as funny as me ending up on my arse during the celebrations for both goals though Lots of (mostly unwarranted) criticism of Diame and Dummet from the usual sort of gobshites, strange that they don't vocalise how Shelvey can disappear from games in the second half which is a lot more worrying and just a continuation of his habit of doing so last season (that was sometimes for 90mins though) I do get the feeling that although he's been mostly great to watch this season he's a bit of a flat track bully. Burton were game as fuck and probably deserved a point for their efforts. Am really enjoying the football this season, we dont go anywhere and put 10 men behind the ball, and most opposition teams don't do it either. I don't think Rafa has ever been known for complete Keegan-esque free flowing football, and I don't have any problems with that, there really is more than one way to skin a footballing rabbit and being slighlty attritional in our play has been very satisfying for me anyway. Rafa stood in the goalmouth at full time, getting his brogues muddied no doubt, calmly applauding the supporters, the players taking their lead from him. No over the top histrionics from them, no throwing shirts into the crowd, just appreciation for support after doing their jobs effectively. Now on to the next game, no dramas. The manager seemed to be loving the whole thing, just as at home at what is basically a non league ground as he was at the Bernebeu. A football man to his marrow.

Am in attendance So it's nailed on nowts each

Happy birthday Gemmil, don't forget the rope,shovel and gaffer tape tonight

He claimed a threesome with Jenny Falconer and Kirsty Gallagher too. Again, a visit to casualty appears to be avoided by these young ladies

Anyone checked if Dave is ok?

It's worse than that Gloom... http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/aleppo-falls-to-syrian-regime-bashar-al-assad-rebels-uk-government-more-than-one-story-robert-fisk-a7471576.html?cmpid=facebook-post

Fuck me, the government's "equivalence tsar" is back I wouldn't criticise Hilary personally for anything bar being the epitome of everything that's gone wrong on both sides of the Atlantic over the last 20 years, along with Blair. Not her emails, not by proxy her husband's presidency, not her gender and not her trustworthiness. It's her and her acolytes' system that has made people turn against the centre to cunts like Farage and Trump. People are desperate for change but there's no one with a titter of wit on the left now to stand up and say "moving to the right won't solve your problems". In lots of ways Hilary's gang have "won", the big political questions don't exist anymore, the centre has crushed everything in its path and any voices of dissent either can't be heard or aren't given fair hearing. Yes, we know Corbyn is useless but he's just a fuckin symptom of the hollow victory that neo leberalism has carved out. They've won, but nobody fuckin wants it so it will just go on as before with the beyond-manipulated lowest common denominator fuckwits being able to shout the loudest as they've got 98% of the media on their side and the rest can't be heard. That's why I can't stand the guardian at the moment, they won't even fuckin try.

Of course that's true,but what I think is more indicative of where they're coming from is their unwavering editorial support for Blair and Hilary. They allow a myriad of other opinions, that's fair, but ffs youve Owen basically plotting to tear the works to bits but most of the other content being completely centrist with a smidgeof 6th form leftism. There was an article at the weekend asking people to stop criticising folk in the north for voting for Brexit, there are valid reasons they did so and they shouldn't be patronised with this "thick northerner" bullshit. They then basically insult their readership with how great Hilary is/was and how Trump was unthinkable. They're both establishment, they're both owned by a myriad of vested interests, so why the support for just more of the fuckin same shit when people quite clearly want change? They're not being given much of a choice but ffs an editorial telling them the truth once in a while wouldn't go amiss. The best I could say about it is that their message is hopelessly one sided. Not as much as the mail? Does that really matter?

How much does Greenwald have to do with the guardian now Gloom?

They're both to all intents and purposes propping up neo leberalism iyam,when even to the most casual of observers it's obvious that this system we've had for the last 35/40 years is proving to be utterly fuckin useless to the vast majority of the planet. @Dr Gloom: Russia are still cunts btw