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Carver mentioned the "head coach" thing I think the other day. To all intents and purposes that's what we've since Allardyce was sacked. So I'm a bit surprised that some appear to have been taken a bit unawares by this news. THERE AGAIN PERHAPS NOT.....

It's the biggest non starter in football history, if Ashley's modus operandi is "buy cheap sell dear" why the fuck would he be tempted to do some sort of swap, however it's structured?

PSG: " yes Yohan, that's correct, we think you should leave us for your rudderless and currently manger less former club, just when you are looking to reastablish yourself as a first team player of champions league standard and also in the national side. Did we mention we also wish to replace you on our rosta with one of your former teammates at said second rate mediocre club? Thanks Yohan, best regards"

http://www.themag.co.uk/the-mag-articles/will-mike-ashley-explain-50m-newcastle-united-profits/?

He collided with Shearer? at Watford in Roeders last game as manager. It's like he didn't know where to stand on a football pitch. Might not have been Shearer. Might have been Nobby. Maybe not . Tbh fuck knows , he was turboshit anyroad..

Nothing borderline about it in the slightest iyam

Just seen the goals.....we should sign your skipper but I dont think he'd take the lower social status tbh...he spoke well after the game too...

Carver throws a game to increase his chances of getting a job at a club whose season is now over because he threw the game. 24 carat cunt.

3 nowt, west broms season still very much alive. Fans onside, feel good factor, positivity.

Statement of intent from Pulis in his first game. Am sure he's fielded weakened sides at Stoke, but as a message to the supporters it's a good one. As I said earlier in the week, he's a good character.

Beraahino scores for west brom....they're playing their best player at home to Gateshead

Might as well close the book

Debt increased, only secure because it's backed by Jabba. So yeah, ish... Strength of support continues to be excellent.

As job applications go, its a belter...

Newcastle United FC ✔ @NUFC Follow #NUFC v @OfficialFOXES (4-3-3): Alnwick; Santon, Williamson, Dummett, Haidara; Anita, Tioté ©, Vučkić; Armstrong, Rivière, Cabella. #NUFC subs v @OfficialFOXES: Woodman, Satka, Bigirimana, Roberts, Gouffran, Gilliead, Campbell.

Was going to post some cynical bile about how we'll see how serious Carver is about the job when we see his selection today but are there actually a lot of changes he can make? Suppose Armstrong leading the line would be a huge statement of intent that he's wiling to take the full extent of Ashley's length in order to keep the keys to the managers office at Benton.

What does ip say then?....they do sound rather similar iyam. Apologies if am wrong, but you said Norway this morning and the beast said Estonia the other night so there does rather appear to be some confusion. Fwiw, I couldn't give a fuck and I'd rather you didn't ban anyone tbh.

The beast is lake bells tits iyam....if I wasn't on a phone I'd compare posts, he/she's plainly a Newcastle obsessed deviant

And perchance a fine Stilton young Tooj me fellow?!

Hes not what they need iyam. They've got midfield runners galore. Not sure if the story is legit either.

I think the article makes a different point to the headline, Garside is spot on with his assessment of the club. However, he and his sub editor have managed to make a spurious point by using a manager as average as Pulis refusing to speak to us, which would only actually count for something if he'd been offered the fuckin job, which he hasn't.

Yeah I certainly wouldn't say complain too much. Was round a mates house on Boxing Day and there was a Derby lad there and he said great things about him. Took Clough's half decent but under motivated side and basically they'd have pissed promotion if they'd even had an average start to the season. Makes you think what he could do if he came here this month...

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/why-does-nobody-want-the-newcastle-united-job-9952039.html

Yeah it's Carver till the summer I think.....if we're safe by the end of February it could be carver a lot longer....

who you go to bed with is of no interest to me. You do seem to post in a very similar style to a sexually ambiguous Scandinavian troll who used to inhabit these parts though. That individual was obsessed with gay sex too.