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Oh dear .... http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/league-cup-final-tory-mp-3198666

Do you reckon Tobormoray has been sent from the future?...does this basically make you John Connor?

The BBC werent as bad as these fuckin gobshites....fuck me man... https://vine.co/v/MKxu7KTMlqe

fuckin hell doc thats awful, did the lad see the car/get the reg. number?...

If Sunderland win, Vito Mannone will become the 31st player to leave Arsenal and win a trophy since Arsenal last won one.

Fuckin hell, you're nicking Parky's gig here man....theres only room for one paranoid conspiracy theorist on this forum

Man City 0-1 Sunderland The die has been cast, the pattern set. It's eight or nine Sunderland men behind the ball in a chokehold against the Manchester City pressure. Both full-backs and quite often a centre-back are really far forward for Manchester City - one loose pass and they are leaving themselves open to a second goal on the break. Gus Poyet's masterplan may be unfolding to perfection.

hmm... http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/mar/02/sol-campbell-football-association-england-captain I can see his point about Michael Owen getting the gig before him, but that was more to do with Erikson's "fan boy" selection ethos iyam...why else would Beckham be made capatain?..

Am fairly ambivalent about them somehow winning today but I live in Dorset not Chester Le Street which makes a huge difference Would anyone swap their season for ours before kickoff.... doing the double over them, getting to a cup final + perilous league position v beating manu at OT, selling our best player and getting twatted twice by them?.....

Having said that, if Pardew was a supporter caught doing that he'd b on a 3 year banning order from every ground in Britain....

Worse than Terry calling Rio's brother a fuckin nigger or Suarez chomping the Chelsea lad's arm?....not for me like but there you go Club acted quickly, basically rubber stamping the puppet's continued tenure as football's worst yes man. £100k. That's apparently 20% of his yearly salary. Another cash grab by Ashley, the greedy cunt.

So someone who hasnt paid to see Newcastle United in decades is telling us we should just suck it up because theres worse out there?....go fuck yourself you mealy mouthed passionless old cunt (no safety wink)

Not much sympathy for manu supporters tbh but this stinks....if true...

Classic mid eighties European mullet resting on Mr Ed's left shoulder too if am not mistaken

Cheers chaps Sadly, Mrs PL reckons she'll be "tired" Not that that's going to stop me

Anyone seen Romesh Ranganathan?.....hes playing no more than 5 mins away from us on Thursday night.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uCQQN0l-PI

Was he? That's who he said they all looked like....I just presumed he was president of their country, not some other fuckers....

Happy birthday Cath, Mrs PL wants to know if you got a new handbang/Cath Kidston?? She wants a Kipling? so I got her a used copy of the Jungle Book off Amazon for 7p

A lad I worked with a few years back had worked down the mines in Uganda...he said Ugandan women looked very much like Ugandan men, and most bore more than a passing resemblance to former president Kenneth Kuanda /iPad won't paste Kennys image /

A thrilling yet predictable crushing of the Midland men, sadly some utter cunt started banging on about cooking in the match thread....honestly, some people...

If Dan dare is the solution, wtf is the problem?....

Vlaar should be off....

Sounds nice Davey , what time do you want us round ? You know NUFC will never win anything?....I think scoring a goal is going the same way

Sylla looks like shes been overdoing the old sunbeds since her "surprise surprise " days....

Do you favour a n exotic ,spicy stuffing with your clucker or are you mostly a sage and onion man?....