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Yeah tbf Bateman just shoots nail guns at his women

Reform strong in Sunderland…. what a completely unexpected surprise

You’ve just turned 50?… is Bridget hotter?…

NIVEN IS GOD

Wes Streeting in 30 years

For the over 50s… Daisy Cooper on the bbc now, for me she’s a fucking outstanding silver fox…. I note she’s only 42 mind, so maybe I personally would actually struggle there but she’s hot as fuck iyam …

James O’Brien is on with them. Got to say I’ve never heard of them …

Just saw Bridget at the Sunderland count. Seeing as she gets both a massive majority and an early night do we think Mr Phillipson gets to use his err “massive majority” too?

Mandelsson and “Brexit hardman” Steve Baker on bbc. PM sat giggling at Rayner playing things down…

Do I win?? 😀

130 for tories means we’re stuck with the incumbent cunt I’d imagine 😭 13 for Reform… would they all cross the floor? 🤔

This is how election night is starting chez noo..off to walk to dog down to St Luke’s to vote where am going to verbally demolish anyone who even vaguely looks like a Tory or reform and to reduce the officials to tears with a drunken diatribe about how they should be fuckin ashamed of themselves re photo ID Beer/cider/aereated waters fridge for later:

😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣 ✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻

This lad is from Stoke but he lives out Whitley Bay way….hes coined the phrase “Dadsual” for middle aged football trendies, well worth a follow

They filmed the first three series on location in West Gorton where my mum was brought up Last couple of series were directed by a kid I was at school with, he had the magnificently Scottish name of Justin Molotnikoff

I’ll go 127. Millions of shy tories…

“reed heeded cunt” as Begbie would say ☺️

Or maybe a swift one to his Big Balls? 😃

That’s interesting. Obviously they’ve got to get a prediction out at 10pm but your voter profile is going to be different at 10-11am than it is at 7-8pm?….

STILL THE UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT BASTARD BOOGIE BOYS OF THE WOOOOOORRLD!!! 😎

Was in London at AC/DC last night Got in at 3. Today is comfort eating day ☺️

Well I’ve just made 3 salami wraps with a bottle of irn bru for lunch. Does that count? 😃

Gemmill is plainly the Patrick Bateman of South Northumberland