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Sounds like you read the daily mail version of this…I think he tippled that his family were utter cunts and MM gave him the out?

Well, he’s self aware enough to realise the fuckin hideous gene pool he was spawned from was probably bad news for his own kids and he fucked them all off once the blinkers fell away. Unfortunately he’s been in Californian therapy suites for a decade so is now a gibbering self obsessed prick. Wouldn’t want to have a pint with any of them but it would be fun listening to him slagging his psychopath grandmother off for preventing her sister from marrying the man she loved and then doing the same to his own father 20 years later, then looking at his face when he silently acknowledges yet again that if daddy had married horse face in 1975 he wouldn’t exist

There’s some long forgotten bangers in this bag of utter fuckin delights, special mention for Sunshine Smile by Adorable (saw them do it at Reading 93 😎) and Blues for Ceaucescu by Fatima Mansions… not sure if they pass muster for you @sammynb but there is some Moose, Midway Still, Lush and Catherine Wheel to keep you happy

Fuck me. The winter nights must fly by…

is it Mariella Frostup or whatever the fuck her hurdy gurdy hassenfassen name was? .. is she still the voice of Orange Mobile customer services call centre options?

@MossSideBlue no names on last season’s ticket

I was there mate, I can’t really remember tbh We definitely got ID’d at the San Siro Dortmund was an utter clusterfuck, so I don’t think anyone got properly checked bar just the usual ticket cordons I’ll dig the ticket stub out see if my names on it. Sounds like this is a late message from PSG tbh, and if its physical tickets it’s fuckin abysmal that you haven’t got them already 😑

Why would AH (are they pif owned?) pay millions for a player they can have for nothing in 5 months?… or would they paying for “first option”? he’d have a lot of options this summer….

Fenway are taking the money this month iyam . Let’s hear what the self righteous pricks say after that

More news from the Cherries/NUFC multiverse: I’ve just found out my mate’s wife cuts Tindall’s mother in law’s hair

No…think I might be up for the Arse at the end of the month…

More 🍒 squad news…. I think taking the lead at Chelsea the other night and then apparently hanging on for a point shows even with all their injuries we shouldn’t take these lightly…

You should see what he got her for Christmas…

Spurs have just scored…. not a massive surprise they’re the form team in North London… played well v us then beat Liverpool…

🤷🏻‍♂️😂 never heard of her… had to use search engine ☺️

Is Thanos what he uses to bleach his hair?… like domestos? 🤷🏻‍♂️🤔

They were reported around the same time. IIRC we had agreed with Tosin before he got his head turned by the twats at the bridge. Kelly am fairly sure was signed due to Botman’s injury…

Just listening to the fragrant Kelly Cates on the old wireless….with an eye on Saturday they’re saying both Bournemouth strikers are out with long term injuries

Read an article about him about a decade ago. Sadly a complete piss pot even by then, I think his problems contributed to him disappearing from our screens…. Shame, I loved WLIIA (and Cheers) on a Friday night before I was old enough to drink… don’t remember watching them much after that 😆

Gentlemen, given @Rayvin’s thread is a good point, let’s look forward to an evening of cheering on that fine team from the red half of Merseyside ☺️

“I fuckin was bro/fam/blud/manlike” etc etc

Am going to state that the specific signing of Andy Cole consigned what was left of the problem that was to be fair fairly vocal in the 1980s firmly to the dustbin of history where it belonged. The fucking opposite of what whoever the mackem cunt is/was claiming. It had largely stopped before 1993 iirc but Cole followed by Ferdinand killed racists even muttering bullshit under their breath . No idea if the mackems had a problem with racism in the 80s . I wasn’t there

The Chelsea thing probably guarantees that if we end up selling him he’ll go to a direct premier league rival. Are we at the stage now, and I don’t think am a massive believer in conspiracy theories, where the Premier League are being paid off to make decisions like these?