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Utrecht's right next to Amsterdam. And the mackems are in the Amsterdam tourno that weekend. However, on a downside, it's the same day as the SBR charity match.

I like it considering the colour scheme, although It looks worse the non-studio photo.

You are like a broken record, attendances are not the be all and end all. You didn't manage to fill it last season and its going to be really really interesting to see if your still getting 49,000 turn up to watch Cardiff on a tuesday night. Newcastle is not a far bigger club than Leeds, they are more or less equal. They have won I think 9 trophies to your 12. Your stadium capacity is the only real thing you have to gloat about and you do, every frikkin post you can. See is you can think of something else apart from attendance Shame it's Sat, 3pm.

F**k me what is it they put in the air in Geordieland that makes you all so deluded? The big club quotes you hear from your lot are cracking. Newcastle United From a small town in Scotland Can also be referred to as 'Deluded f*ckwits', 'Barcodes', 'Mags', 'Cartoon Army' or 'Geordies' See Delusioned Can usually be summed up in one question; 'Have you ever seen a Geordie lift a cup?' Or a song/chant; 'This is what it's like to be a Geordie, This is what it's like to be small.. This is what it's like when your team wins nothing at all Nothing at all Nothing at all...' I'm sure the press will w*nk themselves into a frenzy next year when the greatest fans in the world all turn out in their new replica shirts. Greatest fans in the world my f*kin a*se. Sit back and watch on and we will show you how its done. From a small town in Scotland - How poor is your Geography? We're a medium sized city in England. And history.

Last season I'm sure Doncaster was an early KO aswell - dunno why.

NEWCASTLE United can confirm that they will tackle three English opponents as part of their pre-season preparations ahead of the 2009/10 Coca-Cola Championship campaign. The first of those matches will see the Geordies make the short trip down the A1 to take on League Two Darlington on Saturday, July 18 at the Northern Echo Darlington Arena (kick-off 12.30pm). United are again on the road just three days later (Tuesday, July 21) when they face former Magpie Lee Clark's League One Huddersfield Town at the Galpharm Stadium (kick-off 7.45pm). And the only home friendly of the summer will be against Leeds United on Wednesday, July 29 (kick-off 7.45pm). .co.uk

Hows the "prnt scrn" so small?

Especially now it's at £80million.

Give over, he's pretty much the only one worth hanging on to. Agreed plus for a free transfer/price he's definately excelled and we can afford him as he's only on £5k.

Maybe because they haven't sent the renewal forms out yet...Maybe?

Laughable how they got that story from: 'A source close to Shearer said: "The delay is damaging. It has been frustrating for Alan. He will not commit career suicide." that quote.

Setanta

Aslong as we still have Shola..

Apparently most made redundant were part-time workers according to someone on N-O.

The only problem is that we need to get rid £650k of the wagebill before we can start buying players according to Supermac on the legends.

We won't be able to afford him nevermind thinking about redemption, he's a cunt, he's played a handful of games since signing, he cost us £5.5mil, oh, and he's a cunt.

I thought that too, and given my usual curse of the name and number, I thought I'd have ASHLEY on the back of my new shirt, just not sure on the number..... 666 maybe ? 69.

I think it's more the fact that Kenwyne Jones is valued at £20mil (by spuds)..

Hull's your derby. On a side note...

Brunt, Lambert (Bristol R), An Arsenal youngster is worth a shout, Re-signing Chopra? Kris Commons, Vaz Te & Sturridge are out of contract this summer aswell, worth a punt? & we need another CB (or two).

We're not in league one yet.