Monkeys Fist

Challenge accepted. SFW ( ish)

Wouldn't a paedo lizard fuck eggs?

And you'd be wrong.

I watched that "Irish Copper and Black FBI agent in Connemara" show last night. I think the bogtrotter is a very amusing actor.

Here you go, boys. SFW

"Look this is very testing. "I accept that because you've got a swarm of scousers coming across the Mersey seeking a better life, wanting to come to Newcastle because Newcastle has got jobs and mince pies. "

Aye, gone on my "quite like these" list. (Although I'm puzzled as to why they've 6 members- what do they all do? )

Given the thick fucker's views on immigrants, this is not a shock from ole Mincer, is it?

Deaderzzzz!!!

"Hiya Steve, If I haven't got chilli flakes, can I use cherry tomato instead?"

Sigged.

Name your prize Tooj, anything you want

My two went with Mrs. Fist last week. Loved it.

Context- 5th bottle of Shiraz

In that case, National Treasure. Humanity's loss. Etc.

Preparation for preparing an enquiry will be discussed at the end of next week.

Q: what's 12 inches long and snaps cunts? A:

I'll book the Über to pick us up.