Monkeys Fist

It seems that we are nearly back to having nine planets again. http://www.theguardian.com/science/2016/jan/20/ninth-planet-solar-system-edge-discovery-pluto

Wideopen? Don't you mean Upper Gosforth, or at the very least East Ponteland?

In other "industry award ceremonies for industries I'm not a part of" news, Callum Mingespanker has been nominated in the Best Shiny Suit category of the Annual Reading & Swindon Estate agent awards Dave have bought the rights and will be showing it live on ppv.

How many kickings would you find acceptable? 5-10 slaps a week? 2 minor fracas' per day? 1 fucking good shoeing per fortnight? The devil is in the details- you won't be taken seriously until you've cleared up the specifics.

Searched YouTube for "Oh I wish I had an anus". No exact matches- devastated. Here's something to lighten the darkness

Now you know how your dinner feels

It's what they thicken Baileys with. Edit; also, I don't think they take much catching- *open truck, tip chickens into slaughterhouse, hook em up, off with their heads. Edit 2. Bon appetit...

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/6/60/Best-simpsons-gifs-cat-lady.gif/revision/latest?cb=20130920112557

Pissing myself laughing at this, ironically.

Transit Pinball on the Arc de Triomphe?

Did you get lost on a beer run?

Do you think he noticed the crow on his daughters' head ?

Don't explain it when he asks.

The most insane driving I've ever seen has all been on the Peripherique around Paris. On one trip, I got sideswiped at 70mph by some Pierre towing a trailer. Didn't stop, he just crossed the remaining several lanes of high speed traffic and took his exit.

You're welcome. I've always believed its society's duty to look after those unable to do so themselves.

Hurry up Alex, there's calls waiting.

Just seen an advert in the gents at Leeds station that instantly had me thinking, "Boldon Dog Track"

I'll take any excuse to post this again

FF?

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

Rocket Man fuel doesn't melt steel beams......