Monkeys Fist

Don't be a unt.

Fucking hell. It's like a day in the life of CT.

* makes a steak, real ale and egg smoothie.

I have a dose of the Man Flu, which,bizarrely, manifests itself, as well as the usual symptoms, in farts so noxious I should be done for crimes against humanity.

McClarens team talk sorted- " Do it for the coat, lads, do it for the coat".

Alan Rickman makes an epic cup of tea.

Are they like the Aldi version of the Illuminati?

Pleeeease let McCartney be next.

Hundreds of thousands I'd imagine. WOOOOFF!

He's got several

Bullshit. I'll put you down for Kitten Natividad

"Cheese sauce, mein Herr?"

Tell that to Däria and Läura

Only pay for what you eat, kind of deal, is it? Meenz, full translation please, lickety split.

George at Asda Boldon sell them

The junior crew will be turning out in Disneyland Paris this Autumn - I've heard the French Rat and his mob are a bit tasty, so I've told the nippers they're representing Queen and Country, no backing down, even if they break out their top boys Lightyear and Vader.

I was a late bloomer with Bowie- Mrs.F. got me in to him. RIP

"sha-hagged" It's the little details.

Dances with Wolves - 3h 56min Revenant - 2h 36min

When him and Tony used to sit in the Gallowgate watching Jackie Milburn.

U 18 babe?