Monkeys Fist

Some absolute fuckwit was attempting it in an Astra van, fully laden with engine parts once when we were heading up it. Naturally, the knacker didn't make it, and totally panicked reversing, went off the road and abandoned ship. fucking hilarious.

Mako wasn't/isn't banned as far as I'm aware. Possibly just bored himself to death.

Meenz, if you approach Hardknott from the west it's a piece of piss. There's the roman fort 2/3s of the way up, and I'm pretty sure you can turn around at the top. The really steep shit is all on the eastern side. Me and Mrs.F. spent part of our honeymoon on the little village at the western side. Boot. You can also dodge the pass altogether by taking a route south of it,which is a fantastic drive in itself. Muncaster Castle is a decent place to pass a few hours if you tire of hills, and sheep, and hills, and sheep, and......

As clear as day.

Nah, Hardknott or not at all.

You been to the Duddon Valley/Western Lakes? Usually much less busy than Central/Northen lakes.

Aye, 32 stone.

Mick Channon. Very disappointing. Also, Owen, Owen, and that boring little cunt, Owen.

Quiff approaches said Milf,Turns on the charm- " How you doing?" Milf responds positively, asks, " So, you here alone?" Quiff - " with my Mam and Dad" Milf-

Good plan, I'll PM him immediately.

Fyp

According to the Chivalric Code, I must choose a weapon of similar size. I choose CT's button mushroom.

" Ooh, d'you think he stayed at that caravan park over there? Must ask the owner if we can dig his lawns up"

The bottom one is his fungus-riddled toenail.

Choose your weapon.

I'm 47 mate. I endured it. It was shite. I guarantee you'll have had a leather pencil tie, pointy shoes with laces at the side, and a suit with shoulder pads. Fucking shoulder pads

*amulet or ampule. Pick one

Name and shame

Sharks regularly float about, eating stuff, in UK waters, CT. Stick to muddy fields mate.

Lip service

Maggie Twatface (close enough)

Should've done a Nazi salute, missed opportunity.

Boys! I've hit pay dirt!