Monkeys Fist

Blob tester?

All this time I thought he was an "attention whore", but I'd misheard. But, he's our "a ten-chinned whore".

Did you forget you'd posted the first one? Terrible thing, old age.

Flat caps are for owld gadgies man, you want one of these!

From now on, it's Phtevie.

You don't read.

As a mark of respect for my elders, I had a go at Metecting. I think I've dug up your grandparents by mistake, sorry old being. All the breasts CT.

Knight Ryder-" Whey man, ahm published in the paper aal the time, an ah've won awards forrit. " Nice one Rention

If he stuck the input cable up his nipsy, he could use his head as the speaker cone.

Babelfished your post

Jeremy Corbyn approves bombing Makom.

Kickers...... Shitkickers. But yours is better.

Aye, The lighting. Pizza Hut is infamous for its head-altering lighting.

Happy 50th Conehead.

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Tits please.

Don't tell him

If you view the free Spotify on a tablet the shuffle restrictions don't apply.

What's Brendan Fraser up to these days? King Tutankhamun's tomb: Evidence grows for hidden chamber http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-34952947