Monkeys Fist

I'm not normally a betting man, but I might stick a Tenner on one of the Final winning team doing that flappy hands in front of their face thing to stop crying just after the final whistle. Easy money.

Probably miss the Leeds turn off on the M1, half an hour later..... *Banging in the door at Bradford's training ground "Hello? It's Me, Mike The Shiznit Williamson, Hello?" "Fuck off"

" French soil" Kinky bitch.

Keeper was distracted at the last minute- someone in the crowd held up a simply lovely handbag that she'd been after for years.

Not to mention the Symphonic Metal albums.

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"On a bed of mixed leaves" Bit salad and fish.

5 dollah

* Roker Beach Naboo beach

Yousa don t understand missa, missa m special

Thank fuck, thought I was losing it.

Aye. The only red on our shirts should be the numbers.

Aye, settle down Jar Jar.

Prime, A1 Bellend.

" Mako, this is not the board you're looking for." Worth a try

I've done a poo. IN MY TROUSERS. I win. Will you fuck off now, please.

"Plein de clunge" might confound the locals.

True that. I was that milkman.

You need to amend the "Features" section. If I may be so bold as to suggest.....

Are you Marty McFly?

I took the day off today as it was Fist Jnr's 5th birthday. Took him to school which provided a fine opportunity to peruse the milfery on display in the yard. Surpassed only by the return in the afternoon to pick him up. Top notch!