Monkeys Fist

Kicky-the-Can, anyone? (We were very imaginative in our naming )

This time next year he'll be Metecting the back of his sofa for spare change. ( does a sofa last you a year, CT?)

Aye, none of this Knicky Knacky Neighbour shite. Knocky 9 Doors. Bulldog at school, which became Murderdog,which became Murderball

Kingo, with tennis balls usually.

Rattled And shitting it.

Get you with your concern for the low paid workers The future looking grim?

*phew-wipes brow ..... .....but not arse

Cellotape- the acceptable face of Middle class sniffers

Ooookaaaay. ( how many marijuanas have you snorted?)

Tig was for sit-down wipers.

CT'd your post

Tuggy. The knee scraping variation being Tuggy-on-High.

With wine? Whitey imminent

Turdbulence?

Bit of a theme tonight

Definitely a poop freak.

Breaking news; Flight to Paris diverted due to detonation of Shi'ite bomb. One casualty reported.

Where'd you think he got the taste?

Can I have two Diet Bong please?

Game changer- the dorty, Communist Mackem shithouse.

No They were both way too far up Mike's hoop to ever contemplate criticism.

Were you staring at your shit as you typed that?

There's a lovely mental image for Friday teatime " Club Tropicana drinks are freeeeee, Fun and Serrrnshine, there's enough for everyone. All that's missi.......nnnnnnnnngggggghhhh"