Monkeys Fist

Perhaps the sex wasn't "consential", and those buck kangaroos can be brutal.

Don't be a ponce!

Sounds like an imbalance in your Chakras. Try a Chia seed enema with Orchid water.

Mayo faced, I reckon.

Animal, Tbf.

Bang and Blame

Everybody Hurts.

Aye, he'll get it all in his first presser anyway.

NSFL!

"Consential" something something.

There's a shock.

That lass from mencap is just pissed off because she's too thick to play with Lego.

Tanked up

I'm being generous when I say he tackled it. It was more like bits of it found their way into his mouth as his head repeatedly swooped over it on it's descent into sleepy time.

No, I'd ring them and just say nowt. Bit of heavy breathing til they hung up.

Hop to it, Gemmill.

Clarkie being a knacker anecdotes , you say Oh, go on then, you twisted my arm. I was managing that lovely little pizza/kebab joint opposite the Akenside for a spell around 96-97, and he was a regular. Came in one night, literally unable to speak beyond unintelligible grunts. We got him his usual chicken burger and chips, which he attempted to tackle but fell asleep into instead , whilst standing up Staggered out with mayo smeared all up one side of his face.

Sorry Chez.

They keep this in place. Edit: it's a link from me, so , you know, risky.

It was this.

Go on, treat yourself

CT will be there the day after it's dismantled, scavving for lost pennies, occasionally dashing off to the hedge for a furtive peruse of his specialist grumble mag

Long live the Standers!