Monkeys Fist

Don't tell him

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What's Brendan Fraser up to these days? King Tutankhamun's tomb: Evidence grows for hidden chamber http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-34952947

Kicky-the-Can, anyone? (We were very imaginative in our naming )

This time next year he'll be Metecting the back of his sofa for spare change. ( does a sofa last you a year, CT?)

Aye, none of this Knicky Knacky Neighbour shite. Knocky 9 Doors. Bulldog at school, which became Murderdog,which became Murderball

Kingo, with tennis balls usually.

Rattled And shitting it.

Get you with your concern for the low paid workers The future looking grim?

*phew-wipes brow ..... .....but not arse

Cellotape- the acceptable face of Middle class sniffers

Ooookaaaay. ( how many marijuanas have you snorted?)

Tig was for sit-down wipers.

CT'd your post

Tuggy. The knee scraping variation being Tuggy-on-High.

With wine? Whitey imminent

Turdbulence?

Bit of a theme tonight

Definitely a poop freak.

Breaking news; Flight to Paris diverted due to detonation of Shi'ite bomb. One casualty reported.

Where'd you think he got the taste?

Can I have two Diet Bong please?