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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Good job he's a Mackem, cos he ain't gettin' on no plane.
  2. I'm not sure you've taken the correct approach here, but I'm sure you'll be shown some suggested improvements. By someone. Shortly.
  3. Where to start I'll start with the "go faster" blue stripes on the front. Fuck Right Off.
  4. I do NOT wear or own a sovereign ring.
  5. Monkeys Fist

    Uber

    With you driving, change that from depressing to suicide-inducing. (Did you keep the meter running when you stopped for bait top-ups).
  6. Just seen this racist bilge. Given my well known Romany heritage, I'll take this as evidence of your overarching cuntery. A grovelling apology will go some way to calming my ire
  7. Monkeys Fist

    Uber

    That has to be the most depressing journey imaginable.
  8. Monkeys Fist

    Uber

    Furious because the council insisted he had an HGV license.
  9. Monkeys Fist

    Uber

    CT drives a maxicab, through necessity.
  10. Just noticed this Cattle prod/taser?
  11. And we're stuck with this for the next 5 years. https://mobile.twitter.com/David_Cameron/status/600252888624078848 5 FUCKING YEARS!
  12. when life gives you Lemons, Party!
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