Monkeys Fist

Was mostly on Wylam Tyne Craft last night. Farting out corpse gas today.

I was 6months old when Led Zeppelin released their first album. 6 months later, Neil Armstrong stepped on to the Moon. In other words , while history was being made, I was shitting my pants.

The Original Recipe by Caesar Cardini, inventor of the salad , wearer of women's keks.

Mrs. Fist is out for tapas tonight with her sisters I'm going to have Chicken Caesar with pancetta and a poached egg broken over it for my tea. Whilst wearing her underwear.

Looks dreamy though

Yakima Canutt had poached eggs on lettuce every day of filming, just saying

Needs bacon and a poached egg. B-

Heading out to the Ouseburn for Mrs.Fist's 40th opener. Pale Ale beer shits tomorrow!

Mako went to see Mad Max?

They've been playing too much GTA

He's been reading CT on here- realises Labour are never getting in again, evah!

Aye, proper legend. ( for those who don't know about Lucille http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucille_%28guitar%29 )

Face like a grated pigs arse? I know the one you mean. Still alive and rancid, I believe.

Song about an Arab coming over here, walking in our fields- not likely to go down well with your typical Club England member

Fish turns up in a meat suit just to be on the safe side

Vintage Ciderman in that case.

Is it possible to assinate someone with distain?

Happy Birthday Nigel Reo-Coker. One year shitter, today.

They really should reform and call it the Second Coming.

I give up, they only did two songs.

His first words ....... " That's not how I would've done it, Da Da."

Aye, in an ideal world, maybe.