Monkeys Fist

Someone’s mistaken us for that cartoon board again… … I hope.

@Renton Naturally, you’re beating yourself up because you’ve had a slip. Thinking about it another way though, it’s some fucking achievement to only have had two blips in the time you’ve been staying off it, I’d say. So many people can’t do it and end up utterly wrecked by it. You’re doing more than ok mate, give yourself a little slap on the wrist then don’t dwell on the negatives- it’s done. Your next period of sobriety starts here.

Their’s? Maybe. Ours? Absolutely not.

“ I jest caahn’t see Howe’s men getting past the newly rejuvenated and impressive looking … ( excuse me, I’m going to have to stop and clean myself… ), Man Yewnited, can you Greavsie?” Double vodka, whisky chaser… thanks “Aye, -as impressive as New Castle’s form has been over that last few games, they just don’t stand to scrutiny and my massive bias” “ Pair of pints please, and then bring me the finest wines known to humanity” “ It’s a tight win to UuuuuNited for me, Jimmy” “ In a break from tradition, I’ll have a double Babycham, you Scouse cunt.” ”Oh yeah, 5-0 to Knewcarstle! Hic…”

Emerged between 9-10am today, and was the densest thing I encountered until @sobonthetyne showed up. Almost an ace too- tiny amount of wipeage visible on 1st sweep, totally clear on 2nd approach.

Proud as fuck, tbh. My daughter told me when I picked her up from work this afternoon that she’d been asked to stay on permanently. The only one out of all the temporary Christmas workers. It’s not exactly splitting the atom, but she’s barely 17 and as she said, “Dad, it’ll pay for my gigs and drinks for parties “. She’s honestly a little smasher who makes me so happy- she sorted herself out a college place, has done the same applying to Uni, this is her 3rd job, again, sorted it out entirely off her own bat. Apologies- victory and wine

@Howmanheyman Found your perfect cereal.

@Dazzler doing the Lord’s work here btw.

This went well.

I have to say, even though they’re such a beige non-entity who I manage to utterly ignore when we’re not playing them, I fucking love beating these cunts

BUJ7!

Looking forward to seeing Mad Dog on the winning changing room pic.

BRUUUUUUUUUNO!!!!!

He’s got no idea what dusting is, the dirty tramp

Targett coming on. Against Villa Because he’s accustomed to dealing with rubbish.…

Kamagra?

ISAK!!!!!! @sobonthetyne

He’s a day late.

He’ll be getting chinned this ebening.

Is there something in the water in the Lakes?

You know that kind of drunk where you’re still relatively compis mentis but from the thighs down you’re absolutely bladdered? Aye, well… that. Mrs. and I have just attempted to clean up the post dinner detritus and had to stop several times due to pissing ourselves laughing at our inability to function from the waist down. Festive rattle is postponed