Monkeys Fist

Sorry, I know the bloke’s dead and that, but I just cannot hear the name Nipsey Hussle without immediately thinking about an over-clenched arsehole. RIP an’ whatevs.

If you had to guess whose career stats this represents, who would it be?

When my laddie was about 4-5, he got a tape measure in his Christmas cracker. I showed him how it worked, which he understood pretty much instantly, he’s a bright lad. Measured my head diameter- about 25-26 inches. Measured his, but went from the other end of the tape- I got him to put his finger on the tape , then read it out to us. 52 inches or so. He was absolutely convinced, but utterly confused, that he had a monumentally large head. This went on, every Christmas, until he finally sussed it when he was 10 Both Jenas and Wallace would surpass his false bonce measurement, genuinely, by a significant margin, the fucking massive-headed, creepy fucking nonces that they are. (If I had to choose which of the two I was most pleased about being publicly humiliated, it’s the one with the 90° angles to their ultra large cranium. )

Farage will take it, balls deep, because he’s essentially a political whore. Whoever pays him the most, that’s who he supports. The man who is pretty much responsible for Brexit was an MEP for 21 years. Annual pay for MEPs starts at £107k Pa, with a £5k monthly allowance. The least he made was £2.3 million Grifters will grift.

I fucking wish. Ask me how I spent New Years Day.

Not even 5 dollah?

Ibrahim will be just waking up…

Saved you posting this in 10 minutes. Btw,

KCG letting us know which porn category he makes a bee-line for, here.

I find the fact you’ve used a Vietnam War gif here physically painful. Anyway, I tend to agree with HMHM about this. 5-0 to us, 10 on aggregate

Missed this as I was grafting last night so sleeping. I’ve just read the thread without knowing the result, and, as funny as this place is, here’s a clue to the highlight. Hats off to Gemmill’s FIL, top bombing.

Me and Mrs. F. have been rewatching Him and Her on iPlayer. If you’ve not seen it, get it watched.

You want a Lilemani 300xd.

I could’ve sworn the game was at sunderland, mind.

My laddie believed that I was born in a black and white world which went colour in 1971 , until quite recently. Fucking knacker

Happy New Year lads!

‘Appen.

My brother’s wife is/was season ticket holder at OT. He messaged me yesterday saying “..there’s always one big club that falls into the relegation zone..” It pains me to see their own fans acknowledging this, as I’d love it to just creep up on them unawares They’d be in big trouble if they went down, though.

Nayuh worries marra.

Dinnit forget yiz windmilled all the barcodes anarl, marra. FTM, SMB, MLF, PLO, OBE.

Last time these muppets played a Premier League match we were still members of the EU, COVID and the lockdowns were yet to happen, and Queen Elizardbeth was still drawing breath.

We’re going to have to get used to dispatching mid-table teams like these and Man Utd efficiently but without costing us players through injury or suspension. 5-0. Miley hat trick, pair from Miggy.