Monkeys Fist

He’s not racist, he just doesn’t like non-white people.

He’s got twa chins!

Mordaunt gone

I didn’t think I could despise IDS any more than I did, then I watched his interview on BBC What a fucking slimy cunt.

You a Reform lad then?

Braverman keeps her seat. Looking forward to a minor league cunt-off between her and Badenoch to become leader of what used be the Tory party.

Let’s cut to John Curtice…

Asda are taking on shelf stackers.…

It’d be nice to see the DUP get fucked off in Norn Iron , please.

Farage claiming there is no enthusiasm for Labour Aye, rightio Nige.

I bet they don’t cut away from Farage.

Looks like the wide-mouthed frog has it.

Clacton declaring.

Corbyn smashing it, the fucking joker

I liked the graphic they used there mind- Tories getting Red Wedged

Schapps is one of those weird cunts that, depending on what angle you’re looking from, looks like three different people in the same skin. He’s being allowed way too much waffle time here too like- gtf you loser

Duncan Smith, the turd that won’t flush

Schapps about to get publicly fucked.

Kinnock talking about his mother in law

BBC cutting off the Deputy PM to see the back of Farage’s head. ffs

Can we have a look at your fridge door seals please?

Morning girls. What’ve I missed so far?

This bloke binged out on Cornish Pasties before writing this, so

Oyster. That’s it. I’m running on vapours here

Newcastle North here. Red I’d expect