Monkeys Fist

Aye, rural drink driving is fucking rampant. There are certain euphemisms which news outlets use when they don’t want to be sued to hell, and “spent an evening with friends” is one.

Thank god the BBC News department isn’t overrun by Tories, then.

Whoa! How did you get into the Barron Knights’ bedroom?

“ The Like Lads”

If it was anyone else, I wouldn’t bother, but… … you do know that’s a parody site, don’t you?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c7859539x9vo What a way to go. Dont drive drunk, chaps!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3vrw9pd16do £1,200 for two leather folders.…

Horrifying tbh…

Aaaand now we know KCG’s nom-de-plume in the world of Queer Fiction. Bit cheesy, mind

I’m glad you pointed out it was photoshopped as I was sat here wondering how HMHM got a pic of The Knight in bed?

There’s a 2 minute clip on there of him failing to say “vulnerable people”. This is Stoke’s Adam Pearson.

Really sorry to hear that mate. Puts football and everything in to perspective when you hear stuff like this. Our thoughts are with you.

Jonty? Fuggin’ Jonty?

Ease off on the heroin, try some Bong.

That’s the actor Howmanheyman took his name from…

That will not be happening, why the fuck would I incriminate myself?

D Ream blokey- “ What pose shall I do?” Photographer- “ Give yourself a wedgy “ D Ream blokey- “ Gidduuuuuuuup!”

I take it the sunderland branch of Amnesty, whose name I forget, is tweeting daily about buoycotting boxing, Tyson Fury and such, aye?

Fyp. Also, Monkeys Fist ✅

If he did take them over, teatime in Pennywell would be even more of an assault on the ears than usual. ” EEEYAH, ower Peytar, ower Bally, ower Sewper Kev, ower X Æ A-Xii, it’s teatime! Yiz berra be home before ya cheesy chips, Kerry sauce, blue pop and pink slice gahs cold!”

So, you opened an email addressed to your gaffer, replied to it without talking to your gaffer, got your fingers burnt, and it’s your gaffer’s fault? Aye?

First line. “Liliana Goodson travelled to Australia in 2023 to attend clown school” Stopped there

That ref who “told it like is” about Dr Teeth and the Wall Pushers has been sacked.

I at least thought ewerk might dig this out of the archives- disappointing from the Bog Trotter, tbh. Anyway, since all rules seem to be have been thrown out the window, I’m going to go against tradition and say 5-0 to us. Jinky Jim and Tommy Cassidy with a pair of hat tricks Glen Keeley to deflect the winner in off his arse as he trips over his own shadow. ( wait for it!)