Monkeys Fist

As a surprise for your dinner guest?

More of a glass coffee table chap, myself.

Who’s this cunt?

Aye, unlike his highly versatile vegetable namesake, there’s only layer to him- shite.

Unless he literally drops dead in full view of several right wing camera crews, when he does eventually permanently fuck off, the conspiracy theories are going to be absolutely out of this world. Can’t Fucking Wait.

That has to be one of my all time favourite non-sweary insults.

Met a necrophiliac. He was dead boring.

Aye. They probably would be safer in Rwanda.

Also,

I don’t think you would, unless you have a cracking pair of tits edit; maybe you would - she’s an “omnivore”.

Am I fuck merging this, just for the comedy value.

His barber is clearly a big Braveheart fan.

If that lardbucket has ever walked to a pasture, I’ll vote Tory

Him, Bruce and Hippo Heed. All managed the Morlocks, all failed to land the Newton Heath gig. What a shitty exclusive club to be in.

Paging @wykikitoon

I mean, for what it would cost to buy them, I could get both my kids a basic model Dacia. The entertainment value though- priceless.

Yes you would.

Still cheaper than 6 gallons of Loyd Grossman’s Chicken Bhuna twice a week, especially when you factor in plumbing repairs and adult nappies.

We’ve been in some uncomfortable financial straits recently, but the light at the end of the tunnel is rapidly nearing and burning bright. So, we said “Fuck it” Bought steaks from Block and Bottle yesterday and just had them for Sunday lunch. 5/7. Would definitely have again.

Fyp

You should message them.

Someone should take her to her a gravel pit and shoot her, she seems nasty and untrainable.

“ In a galaxy, fucking ages ago”