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Monkeys Fist

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    We’re getting plenty of attacking opportunities here. …
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    Frogs are one of the few creatures that can regenerate limbs. I had a pet frog as a kid so I lopped one off, and sure enough, I saw Allegro.
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    Kylie and her arse. Gillian Anderson Lucy fucking Liu ! Do I win £5?
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    How do we know it’s him? Makes you think.
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    You’ve spelled Salma wrong mate.
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    One for @Alex
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    Past three nights as I’ve taken the mutt out for his evening shite, there’s been a bloke sitting under the same street light, dressed top-to-toe in hi viz gear, deep in thought. I finally cracked tonight when he was there again and asked him what he was doing? He said “ Just reflecting, mate”.
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    I just rang the Club and asked if there’d be any repercussions for red cards on this tour. They said because it’s an official PL sanctioned tour that there would. “ It’s Bans, Aye. “
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    Ramen to that, brother.
  10. Monkeys Fist
    It’s awful anyway- they blur all the balls.
  11. Monkeys Fist
    @Gemmill, reading these puns.
  12. Monkeys Fist
    Wagu on about? I’m surimi-ns well.
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    With my usual impeccable sense of timing…
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    Did you ask them for a lift to the match?
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    92 badgers?
  17. Monkeys Fist
    Bitch be flakin’ an perpetratin’.
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    Is that the same Lembit Opik that was nuts deep in a Cheeky Girl, those paragons of appropriate performance?
  19. Monkeys Fist
    Mild frisson at the possible appearance of ABBA there, but no… Two owld boilers and a bearded lady instead.
  20. Monkeys Fist
    Could be worse- could be a Kid Rock gig.
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    Jim FYP.
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    Honesty man, her being from a country that’s openly committing genocide is the least of her problems. from the BBC “As she takes the stage, Golan won’t be thinking about the political storm surrounding her entry, but of her pet chihuahua, Leo, who she says is the love of her life.”
  23. Monkeys Fist
    Speaking of daft dialects, @wykikitoon, make sure Callum’s kid doesn’t give you any grief.
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    “ Holy Goodnight” ” Is she havin’ a laugh?” Top commentary from @ewerk there, to be sure x2, so it is.
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