Monkeys Fist
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Do you get someone to lift it to your lips, you limp wristed wuss?
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Cassowary casserole. There's a fucking mouthful, literally and metaphorically.
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Why pretend?
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I was caught off guard once, and answered honestly when Mrs.F. asked "Does my bum look big in this?" Fucking terrifying,
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Yup. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treasure_Act_1996 I'd get it verified, Tubs. -
That's what I was thinking, looks like a Viking Cape fastener. Albeit a remarkably well preserved one if it's just come out of a field.
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I bet CT took his new detector stick to the pub.
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Innit?
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I tend to use Gillettes.
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Get orff moi laaand!
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Because that's infinitely more likely.
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Locked in Dad's "special" cupboard, are they?
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That was it Fuck knows what thread it was, mind.
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Didn't we establish that CT Jnr. was skipping down the bufty path?
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Just noticed the manky old watch, top left. Chuck that shit away, man
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Scratch it you daft fucker. See what colour it is.
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What's it made from, Radar? Copper, iron, bronze?
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If it's decorated at the ends, it's unlikely to be a drawer handle.
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"Tha bottleless git! "
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Good read that.
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Materialism: The "What have you bought?" Thread
Monkeys Fist replied to Tooj's topic in General Chat
Want.