Monkeys Fist

CT's efforts at cooking,summarised ....

" 15 seconds to lose weight...." " 10 seconds to lose weight...." "You are in direct violation of Roombacop Code 1.13, Section 9. You have 5 seconds to lose weight"

Gunt trove

That explains the tapers on the "chips".

He'll be back there 2 days after it finishes as well, full camo, scav trowel and beeping bamp stick in hand.

Have they?

This thread btw Congratulations, I guess, Yogi.

No one wants to know how you destroy potatoes.

Sick of cluttering up your kitchen drawer with knives, peelers and the like? Get the new CT Multi-tool and free up your space.

YT.

Boyfriend?CT outing himself as a bisexual Rolf in the space of 15 minutes. Outstanding.

You dirty bugger.

"Someone" telling us how it's done in 3.....2.....1......

This brightened an already sunny day, buddy.

Good news Porky

He was actually the most well known cast member. Incredible.

Perhaps he's Leazes' bastard. " You know nothing, son"

Someone emailed them with a "short" list of how to market the shirts properly. So they jumped off the Tyne Bridge.

Obvious Trioll is obvious.

Pfft, Meadowell was pure cushty, man.