Monkeys Fist

She'd score points on the "crazy lass sex" scale, but they're offset/cancelled by the resemblance to the Hiroshima-face monkey. Florence would get it, most definitely.

Keeps her nails short

You're on your own, son.

Prostate massage.

Potential terrace chant.

Give them to the Sir Bobby Robson Foundation, or sell them on eBay and give the money to them. Problem solved

The Kardashian comeback one is superb.

He's a vegetabler. The extreme kind, too. Edit; not any more, had go back to the burgers for a role.

Nice place.

The fuc is this??

They are. I just assumed they were Yankee Bible bashers.

I will forevermore picture Fish sashaying around Camden in a Tweed blazer with a pair of those on.

Does this mean that ridiculous Christian pair will be getting divorced?

Isn't yours a Gunt, though?

Not quite, you need one of these. http://www.jonathantrumbull.co.uk/jackets-c6/brown-essential-pinpoint-elbow-patch-blazer-p50423/s101466?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=gant-brown-essential-pinpoint-elbow-patch-blazer-size-42-size-42-94434060&utm_campaign=product%2Blisting%2Bads&gclid=CLXY3r_JrcYCFWQTwwod-msLWQ

Stop going against the grain.

Meanwhile, in France. France attack: Man decapitated in attack near Lyon http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-33284937

Donate them to a charity.

Cheers lads.

Not as much as lifelong, left handed arse wiping.

Cheers gents. (You're still a pair of cunts, mind )