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  1. Monkeys Fist
    I tend to use Gillettes.
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    Get orff moi laaand!
  3. Monkeys Fist
    Because that's infinitely more likely.
  4. Monkeys Fist
    Locked in Dad's "special" cupboard, are they?
  5. Monkeys Fist
    That was it Fuck knows what thread it was, mind.
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    Didn't we establish that CT Jnr. was skipping down the bufty path?
  7. Monkeys Fist
    Just noticed the manky old watch, top left. Chuck that shit away, man
  8. Monkeys Fist
    Scratch it you daft fucker. See what colour it is.
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    What's it made from, Radar? Copper, iron, bronze?
  11. Monkeys Fist
    If it's decorated at the ends, it's unlikely to be a drawer handle.
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  13. Monkeys Fist
    "Tha bottleless git! "
  14. Monkeys Fist
    Good read that.
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    Want.
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    You can have 5
  19. Monkeys Fist
    He's been wondering why he's been banned from curry for the past week.
  20. Monkeys Fist
    It's stars an actress named Tuppence 10 points to the first one to come up with the goods.
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    Uber

    Monkeys Fist replied to Gemmill's topic in General Chat

    Of pizza?
  22. Monkeys Fist
    I'd say from the strained wording, they went in dry.
  23. Monkeys Fist
    The Metro Centre? But..... you know it's full of mac...... Oh.
  24. Monkeys Fist
    I read that in a Dutch accent, makes it far more interesting.
  25. Monkeys Fist
    You've never seen a porn show?
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