Monkeys Fist

No, but then I've not gone since Hughton was sacked. Edit: not "Supafanning" here btw, just stating a fact. My attendance was declining before he got the push, due to kids and work and that, but when they announced The King as his replacement, that was my "fuck you" moment.

" Aye, boss"

"I'm the daddy now"

Bairn As if.

Scandalous waste of dole money. Edit: what odds on them spelling it wrong ?

And he's wearing a tie.

Looks like the Trinity Mirror Regional Sportswriter of 2014 is doing a spot of security moonlighting too.

Someone should read that to Ryder, as they're clearing his desk.

Ask and ye shall receive.

Is this your comedy account

You missed out the bit where the flying pig swoops down to score our FA cup winning goal.

Jesus. That's incredible.

Three consecutive Premier League titles. And even then he could go fuck himself.

He doesn't wear pants anymore, only muumuus.

At least the poor little fucker won't have to grow up named after synthetic plastic.

Yes

Mate just sent me this; " Carver- worst caretaker appointment since Ian Huntley" Oof

If it doesn't work straight away, shoot it. Then shoot it some more.

He's Tory because in the 1980s, whilst the rest of us his age were protesting against Thatcher, CT rose to the rank of Chief Salesman ( Corner Suites and Pouffes) in SCS. He's seen himself as Boldon's answer to Gordon Gecko ever since. TL:DR He's think as mince and has the Mail read to him, hence, Tory.

General population I believe.

"Fucking the Middle East" Aye, cos it was stable as fuck before.