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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Merchandising is out of control these days. Oh, aye, new player- whoo hoo
  2. Tries punk Tries metal Settles for Wham!
  3. I hope you disinfect your keyboard regularly, shittyfingers.
  4. We evolved as bipedal for a reason, dirty bowl dippers.
  5. More of a squatter tbh, the cheek splaying stance of the sitter is maintained, whilst combined with the ease of access of the stander. Explanation- sit on the bog, now rock forward so that your arse lifts clear. Wipe. Thank me later
  6. Sittist propaganda! Although, the fourth illustration is clearly a stander.
  7. I think the "experience" you and the caretaker had in the bike sheds explains your taste in music
  8. The bloke at 0:25 in the line up. " Wtf is this ?" Edit: This chap
  9. I remember Robson getting the shit kicked out of him by some Black Metal group from Shields that he was interviewing. Cracking. Edit: here it is- ffwd to the last 35 seconds or so. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2DjY-NGIJGU
  10. https://mobile.twitter.com/lee_ryder/status/621093866830209024/photo/1 " Alreet Yanks, Ryder here- Trinity Mirror Sportswriter of 2014.... Aye, it's like Howitzer Prize yeez lot do ower here, but better. "
  11. I fed my pony some broccoli soup- he got the trots.
  12. Ready made Stranger Wanks, though, eh Trooper?
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