Monkeys Fist

Alchy Oliver will be shedding tears of pride for his protégé.

Has anyone linked him to HMHM' Diary's yet?

Once he's picked the ginger pubes out of his teeth, I'm sure we'll be treated to "5 reasons Steve is this former foot soldier's ideal coach"

Cheztity belt

Correct. Twice.

Which won't necessarily make your statement untrue.

He'll be a piss-riddled tramp living under the High Level by then.

When it all, inevitably, goes pear shaped, will McClaren the Board member have to ring McClaren the coach to sack himself? They haven't thought this through, have they?

Perhaps the sex wasn't "consential", and those buck kangaroos can be brutal.

Don't be a ponce!

Sounds like an imbalance in your Chakras. Try a Chia seed enema with Orchid water.

Mayo faced, I reckon.

Animal, Tbf.

Bang and Blame

Everybody Hurts.

Aye, he'll get it all in his first presser anyway.

NSFL!

"Consential" something something.

There's a shock.

That lass from mencap is just pissed off because she's too thick to play with Lego.

Tanked up

I'm being generous when I say he tackled it. It was more like bits of it found their way into his mouth as his head repeatedly swooped over it on it's descent into sleepy time.

No, I'd ring them and just say nowt. Bit of heavy breathing til they hung up.