Monkeys Fist

We can but dream.

My hopes have just increased , slightly. http://www.talkingbaws.com/2015/03/22/dick-advocaat-points-to-imaginary-watch-on-left-wrist-forgets-hes-actually-got-one-on-his-right/

Sweeyt

You mustn't get much kip on that- fucking tiny.

Have you chinned your lass, or are you keeping that for after the gyeame?

Just think of the extra SD signage we can buy with that.

I am dragging myself along to the pub to suffer through it. Got home from a nightshift at Leeds at 8:am, I'm going to be the life and soul Oh, btw, 1-2. Mackems score first, lucky rebound off O'Sheas arse. Wilson equalises with his cock, Jonas scores the 89th minute winner. There. I tried.

Wizards Sleeve?

I'd compare Benwell, Walker and the Ridges to sunderland town centre tbh. In favour of the first three.

I couldn't break the code of PM honour. (I'll accept bids via PayPal)

The Chevy Chase one is infamous. He was supposedly in a foul mood throughout it because none of his SNL co-stars turned up ( because apparently he's a twat) and a bunch of z-listers tore him to bits.

Devastated because the Mrs. was in a crash this morning on the way to work. Her car was hit by a 7.5 tonner carrying straw and manure, which tipped onto her vehicle and trapped her for over an hour. She's now in RVI and docs have said she's in a stable condition.

Yeah.... something.

If you ask him nicely .....

You seriously asked Fish this? Have you not had the PM then?

I just think it's a hoot that sunderland's biggest event involves everyone looking away from it.

I'm having that.

" I was walking down Gofsorth Hight Srteet yesterday when I saw a lovely pair of jeans in the window across the street....."

Fingers like pig's tits? Solidarity brother.

Anyone with a lighter touch than me do a cock and drop?

Why stop at 5? Oh.... Right.

Hypnotic.