Monkeys Fist

Aye, that's why I thought I'd ask first. It'd be a shame to have an RIP thread for a WWII veteran closed because of the trolling of a failed Mackem squaddie, but here we are.

Served "en papillote", naturellemont.

There's more than two Admins. Cunt. Shall I lock this thread, because it's tedious as fuck now?

Was it served on "a bed of mixed leaves" though?

Desperate.

Wolfyesque this prick. " I haven't seen it with my own eyes, so it doesn't exist." ( Also, he's accidentally outed himself as a proper weekend warrior. CT could do with some camo tips, Makom)

He doesn't do that. He's the ideas man

Nee spunk on it, like.

Mako hadn't heard of SCL's SOE service, because SCL was reluctant to talk about it, therefore SCL is a liar. priceless.

Mako- telling us how we're doing it wrong when we tell him how he's doing it wrong by telling us how they're doing it wrong. TLDR: Cunt.

I just thought you were whispering.

Who are your sponsors, then?

What a fucking cheb this Mako troll is.

Have you already eaten them once?

What the fuck are those...... things, at 1 o'clock? Also, you're meant to use a knife to spread butter, not just rub the fucking thing directly on to your toast.

Mary Berry's Salad Recipe 1.Take my recipe. 2. Ignore it 3.Crack one out ( whilst desperately trying not to picture my prolapsed gammons). 4. Attack salad with an axe 5. Drizzle your Wrist Babies over it. 6. Take picture.

I'm not normally a betting man, but I might stick a Tenner on one of the Final winning team doing that flappy hands in front of their face thing to stop crying just after the final whistle. Easy money.

Probably miss the Leeds turn off on the M1, half an hour later..... *Banging in the door at Bradford's training ground "Hello? It's Me, Mike The Shiznit Williamson, Hello?" "Fuck off"

Keeper was distracted at the last minute- someone in the crowd held up a simply lovely handbag that she'd been after for years.

Not to mention the Symphonic Metal albums.

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