Monkeys Fist

Breaking news- Carver lives in Pennywell.

Here's another canard. You're welcome

How much did you donate to your lot's whip round for the plane?

I'm all about the piss.

Same goes for the ones with dog piss on.

Quick tip- if you don't get the numbers you require, make them up. No one will know

You live next to Leazesmag?

"And then a fart slipped out......"

It seems all the chaps are in speedos, is that your usual get-up too when you're yogging?

I don't disagree with a single thing you've said regarding Charver's utter incapacity to do the job. Which is why I suspect he'll get it/ already has it.

Oh, alright then.

Joe Fucking Kinnear. Twice.

If this happens, we are royally fucked.

What was the record for fewest points in a season? Another record broken next year.

Rocket salad?

Hang on, he's gay and he's against marriage equality? How does that work?

Practise makes perfect.

Has his head been photoshopped?

Think I've just found CT's X-rays.

What makes him so good?

Pubs offering ST holders discounts;The Lord Ashley.

Is that this week's UKIP motto?

No, but then I've not gone since Hughton was sacked. Edit: not "Supafanning" here btw, just stating a fact. My attendance was declining before he got the push, due to kids and work and that, but when they announced The King as his replacement, that was my "fuck you" moment.

" Aye, boss"