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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Watched Beware of Mr. Baker on Netflix last night. It's a doc about Ginger Baker, drumming mentalist. Which about sums it up Well worth a watch. http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1931388/
  2. Seems 60+ people weren't so lucky in escaping the eruption. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-29399306
  3. Yes, but I don't still have multiple chins. You fat fuck
  4. At the risk of sounding all Boldon, I'm back into 34' jeans. Svelte.
  5. Nah, he'll go to the game. Won't see it, of course, since, due to the lack of queues he'll be on a massive pie'n'cheeseburger frenzy
  6. I know the bloke on the left. He's called Dick Holder.
  7. "My Struggles With Wayward Eggs, and How I Overcame Them. " A moving account of one man's thrice daily battle to cook a bread shaped egg, and how he eventually gave up and bought a budgie.
  8. Pumping like a rabbits cock, thanks. How's the liver?
  9. He had 4 bottles of Shiraz in his car.
  10. 7 injured, 1 seriously. They'll be pulling black snot out their heeds for weeks.
  11. Japanese climbers on a volcano when it goes off! Don't know about you, but I wouldn't be standing there filming the hot ash cloud as it raced towards me.
  12. Man gets fired from job. Goes to car, re-enters workplace. Decapitates random worker with knife. As you do. Ffs. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-29381980
  13. Microwaved "fried" eggs? Ffs, have been at the Betterware catalogue.
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