Monkeys Fist

It would look like this... http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/11146-cooking/?p=1184600 A steaming heap.

7/10. Fucksticks.

Carvers thoughts on the matter. http://www.bbc.com.clonezone.link/carverisapie

I once joined a paedo club, but I left as I didn't fit in.

"Calling Greggs Emergency Despatch Division- Special Delivery 10x Mince Pies, 5x Steak Bakes to; Carver Residence Geordie Street Westerhope Geordieland This is A Code Red Panic Pie Munch Make Haste, He's ONE OF US!"

I Can't It's Not Buttered Cheeks.

And quinoa.

Do you reckon the plane could land at Boldon Dog Track whilst he pulls over in the car park to shit himself.... Again?

That's almost as niche as Trinity Mirror Group Regional Sports Reporter of the Year. Almost.

Lap-pig

You'd think on footballers wages he could've afforded a van with blacked out windows- fucking amateur....

Is it a game? http://www.snp.org/people/alex-salmond

Hungry now- twat

Have you gone full vegetarian then?

It's concentrated manliness.

Angry short bloke response below....

Pointless- Carver would turn Messi into Milton Nunez within a fortnight.

What's wrong with being short, you bald shithouse?

But, if we wiped the deficit, the Tories would need to find a new excuse to screw the populus.