Monkeys Fist

Are you Hugh Grant?

Have you seriously split up? Were you in the taxi?

I'll get your coat for you.

Chateaubriand. Get you.

" Young boy acts as penguin pimp". Festive as fuck.

Howay! No need.

Couldn't help reading Vurnon's part in a Shteve McClaren accent.

Parky, are you responsible fir this? http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/the-inevitable-russell-brand-parklife-full-video-is-here-9841699.html

Ken's pad

" No one tells Kin when to turn his engine off, Y'cants!"

I'd have been happy with an eighth of slaty diesel

Spoiler tags! Cannot be unseen, ffs.

Ken's been on the Shiraz again. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-29876001

Because the sardines smell like fannys.

He'll be on Wolfy's crazyboards, amongst friends.

DJ Kool Herc disagrees.

Just watched McCullin on Netflix, documentary about the photo journalist. Powerful stuff, very simply done.

"Cockeyed Mala"

Had a Lolerpool mate texting me smugly before the game. Haven't heard a fucking peep out of him since