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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Cheers mate. This time 16 years ago I was sitting down to a 5 course meal in Borrowdale, with poonani for dessert Risotto tonight, cos it's easy, and the vague promise of a scuttle at the weekend.
  2. Sharing platter for 4 at the Britannia in Boldon.
  3. I can not be the only one to read "wrist/arm pain" and instantly turn into Sid James. Oh, aye, it's my 16th wedding anniversary today,
  4. "Musical". My bairn will never see that as long there's breath in my body.
  5. Sadly, a wank sock is also easier to get rid off.
  6. I'll be honest, it's a non-event until I see Winona's growler.
  7. I would pay to see these..... team up with... this And do the soundtrack to Hair.
  8. Makes a change from Shrek 1-4 and "Spickitol Me". (That's "Despicable" in Donkeyboy )
  9. Good luck Tooj. Unless they've had it, it's hard to express to people how utterly debilitating chronic back pain is. Fingers crossed
  10. (Better than a "thumbs up" smiley, though )
  11. Don't do it! 99% of breast reduction patients regret it , says an official survey, somewhere. Hope you're all fine and dandy, naturally.
  12. I think it was Howay, a few pages back, that likened Pardew to a crusty wank sock. Harsh. A crusty wank sock does it's job. That is all I can find to say about this farce of a club, and that's what fucks me off more than anything.
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