Monkeys Fist

They'll soon be back to their whining when Man U announce Rodgers as their new gaffer at the end of the season

Isn't it , hmm?

For a moment I thought I'd opened the Belta Minge thread.

Is it set in Boldon?

Make a sculpture of a chicken. Made of chicken.

Tinned?

Take a bow, Sir.

Shag Putin

CT. Every week.

Stick a peeled chilli pepper up your hoop, too,and take on the Geordie Dancer whilst your at it

You only get an oo with Typhoo Pardoo.

'Ave it.

#NUFC v @SwansOfficial (3-4-1-2): Krul; Coloccini, Williamson, Dummett; Anita, Gosling, Tiote, Gouffran; de Jong; Cisse, Sh Ameobi

He's been checking out unsigned bands at Cleadon Working and Unwaged Person's Cooperative (Although I think he's taken the "Hipster" part literally)

Egging. On Easter weekend. Nice

No penetration though.

If that hasn't put you off, Happy Easter to you and yours mate

Bogtrotting heathen.

Have Man.

Didn't he do some adverts along those lines a while ago?