Monkeys Fist

Gemmill is actually in the ad, bottom left

He's just pissed off that he'll be held up by those leaving as he waddles back to his seat after the half time burgerthon.

You might want to borrow this from Gemmill then

Btw Cath, what method did you settle on for trimming your back-end?

Exactly the image I had when I posted.

What's best for tomatoes - greenhouse or polytunnel?

That's a yes, then.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-27243115 Man sets up cameras, leaves his garage open with a handbag as bait, sees the kid go in and blasts three times with a shotgun into the garage, without any warning. Self defense.

It is in East Boldon, mind, that's also stretching the definition of salad. He's hoyed a random collection of stuff on a plate, put lettuce on and said " SALAD!!!" "

Dear AsdaImagine my outrage upon opening your clearly labelled " Farmyard Manure" to discover that it smelt of farmyard manure! What next? Baked Beans in the Tinned Breakfast??"

" Need compost- can't read. Filled small, enclosed heat generator with shit instead. "

As in, " Dad I need some scag, can I have a lift?"

Hence the Working Class Hero's interest in share trading.

I'd guess that KK sees us as unfinished business. Both previous departures were out of his control. It'll never happen, obviously, under Fat Cunt and sadly I think by the time we are rid of him it'll be too late for KK.

Too much length ( I know ) for Mr. Mushroom.

*pats Fish on head* Ok sonny.

New business there Fish, along the lines of those fish that ate your feet. " Minge Ferrets, cleaner than razors, less painful than wax...... sometimes "

Eh?

Veet.

Why have you ruined the eggs by allowing your dog to shit on them? And, brunch??, you posted this at 9:30am man

Depends how thickly you slice it.

When Mrs.F. had her emergency caesarean it was like an explosion in a butcher's shop (our first child, I made the mistake of looking), but never once did the thought cross my mind, " There's a tasty looking chunk, wonder if they'll wrap it up for me?" The Hippies have a lot to answer for.