Monkeys Fist

Gliding my man, gliding.

There's a new thing doing the rounds of tits filming themselves giving homeless people a cuppa and some food, based on the neknominate thing. Wrong on so many levels it's unreal, but the pride on these fuckers faces as they do it is something to behold.

Almost as annoying as those fucking Facebook films.

Aye, but it's a knicker-wetter.

The Truimph, by a country mile.

That'll do.

Yikes! Was it undressed? Give me something to work with here, woman!

@@Gemmill Will you just go round to CT's and shag him please? The poor man's in love.

The original Killing is mint.

Tossed?

Funnily enough, I've just set a pan of chorizo and lentil soup away for my lunches this week. Edit; http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/3065-political-correctness-gone-mad/?p=1258942

Sometimes I think, "Meenzer and me are like a Gay/Straight version of the same person."

With a nice crust to dip

"What did you have?"

Dadoon?

No inflatable Santa? Pffft.

I blame the gays. It's always the gays.

* burgundy Oh..... Ooooh...... Fuck ..... BOOOOM!

Poetry

Reminds me of.....What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil? I wouldn't pay £ 50 to have a lentil on my face.

Laugh all you like ....

And you're still not charging her board?? Get a grip, man!