Monkeys Fist
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I'm just amazed you aren't jizzing over the artful way that carrot has been cooked.
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Cooking frozen mixed veg for over 30 minutes? Gravy granules? Get to fuck man
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I offered to tell him, but he just started talking about his man-eggs, so fuck it...... His loss.
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Happy Birthday you Big Breasted Bumpkin!
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When did christmas presents for teachers become a thing, too?
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Aye.
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You've got the massive tit part down to a tee.
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*Bites tongue
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And that fruity shit too There's no way it's CT's bite mind, way too small and neat.
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:crylaughin:
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Are you still banging on about the swede?Do you really want to know how it's done like?
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As they walked in to Boldon Asda
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Do they take it like a good 'un?
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Eat the cheese, drink the beer I'd imagine? It's not exactly a revolutionary combo like
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Recommend me a good restaurant in Newcastle
Monkeys Fist replied to Anorthernsoul's topic in General Chat
The Beehive supplies shovelies on request -
We are talking about Desmond's Mrs. here, aren't we?
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Recommend me a good restaurant in Newcastle
Monkeys Fist replied to Anorthernsoul's topic in General Chat
Poverty's a bitch, eh? -
The week between Christmas and New Year- ideal
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This is how it begins.
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I genuinely thought he'd died ages ago. Fond of a drop