Monkeys Fist

I like the fact that the most insulting thing you can call someone doesn't break any laws. Call me whatever you like, but don't call me Tory

I'm mildly pissed, so fuck you all Sideways

You are going to have such explosive arse water tomorrow.

Trophyshy's freezer

If you want any semblance of cohesiveness in your shites tomorrow - chicken tikka saag.

I've been to dinner where it's been served up as "Pa-yay-a". I have to grip the table to stop myself from bottling them in the neck.

Chicken, chorizo and prawn paella tonight. And I pronounce it "pie-ella", because fuck you.

Because every thread would have NO CT!! tagged on to it.

At the Millenium Stadium , in the semis against ManU. We all knew we were going to get turned over, everyone there had a " fuck it, let's show them how to do it" head on. Both inside and outside the stadium we were outstanding, I only hope that when we do eventually win something, we can behave in a similar manner.

If you've ever watched more than 30 seconds of the Tweenies, you'd kick fuck out of the nearest living thing too, mind.

I'm not saying Noelie is old , but he looks at the North Sea and thinks " This was all fields when I was a lad".

Noelie's first match was postponed because of the Chicxulub meteor.

I'm not saying Noelie is old, but he's seen us win something. Happy Birthday young man.

At least there's still Piltdown Man .....

Ah, is that the Sasquatch that reeks of male cow dung....... http://doubtfulnews.com/2012/12/dna-experts-view-of-the-ketchum-bigfoot-dna-claim/

Proven to be a bear.

Deaf serth efrigan- " So Obama doesn't like it in the stink??"

I'm going to have to kill you now.

"A friend" once described the hirsute nethers of a German lass he knew as " like banging a gutted rabbit".

His explanation "He said that during the event, he had lost concentration because of voices in his head. He said he had started hallucinating, and saw angels coming into the stadium." Fuck Me. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-25345627

CT's days as a conspiracy theorist were more than 3 weeks ago- of course he's changed his stance