Monkeys Fist

The tattooed amputee attempting press ups got a wry smile from me. " nnnnngh -if I had arms I could lower myself...... BASTAAAAAARD!!"

Party wings. They're usually dull

8's is a 'polite' code we use when doing office blocks. It means there is a rather plain lady with magnificent breasts in view - as in 8 tits on a pig

First horsemeat , now moobs. Cripes, by jingo!

You'll be cracking the pan later.

You booked your hysterectomy yet CT?

Rag week, innit?

DoF Director of Flappy Bird

Fuck me

My knees.

Pissed away by lunchtime.

Panto season isn't.

Just out of interest, how long was left on his contract when his heart exploded last time with us?

He'll trot through it man

Fixed

International Pie Fingerer

I demand some kind of proof, or something.

Sorry, you've blown it- tainted goods.

Maybe Joe was banging his wife (Sorry Ant )

His heart wasn't in it.