Monkeys Fist

"So it's rice , cooked with seafood stuff and stock- got no stock so used Bisto , don't do seafood so used battered haddock, can't cook rice so swapped for chips, they're both carbs -right? Paella- deeelishh.

How?

" Didn't have any chorizo, so I used Peking Duck"

He'll have nobacon either, now he's slimming.

Play at this level there's no ordinary venue It's Iceland ......or the Philippines ..... or .....Hastings or ..... Glasgow

It's like what happens to you when someone buys the wrong brand of tea - DISASTER!!!!

3? When are starting work on the roller coaster then?

Pics when done or GTFO

You really shouldn't have

It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity To be looking at this board, not looking at the titties.

I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine

Is this about "intimate" plastic surgery?

But thank God, I'm only watching the game, controlling it for Meenzer

Wham videos in 40 minutes and counting.

"What are you getting, you fat pleb?" " Mmm, Oz, I'm getting cucumber and spring onions, with ...... with a hint of hoisin. And Duck, yes definitely duck there in the finish " " That was your lunch, you unutterable tit".

Or, he doesn't buy tea, but if offered it will drink a cup.

Coffee. Bitches.

Coming soon.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/the-accidental-vagina-design-for-qatars-first-2022-world-cup-stadium-released-8947447.html Announced today they're also renaming it The Joey Barton Stadium.

Sweet David!