Monkeys Fist

That'll do.

Yikes! Was it undressed? Give me something to work with here, woman!

@@Gemmill Will you just go round to CT's and shag him please? The poor man's in love.

The original Killing is mint.

Tossed?

Funnily enough, I've just set a pan of chorizo and lentil soup away for my lunches this week. Edit; http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/3065-political-correctness-gone-mad/?p=1258942

Sometimes I think, "Meenzer and me are like a Gay/Straight version of the same person."

With a nice crust to dip

"What did you have?"

Dadoon?

No inflatable Santa? Pffft.

I blame the gays. It's always the gays.

* burgundy Oh..... Ooooh...... Fuck ..... BOOOOM!

Poetry

Reminds me of.....What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil? I wouldn't pay £ 50 to have a lentil on my face.

Laugh all you like ....

And you're still not charging her board?? Get a grip, man!

Dangerous assumption

Coffee spat. Twat

Edit; that is photoshopped, isn't it?

It does. Cakes aren't my forte but I'm tempted to try it myself tbh.