Monkeys Fist

Could've been worse- stinky kipper.

Then roast the shit out of it. Lush with chicken.

43 years old and he's taking selfies.

Down with this sort of thing!

Roast beetroot is lush. Is it regular beet or one of the other varieties?

Beware the pixels!

Pisshead

Anything by Blur. Or Blur(t).

If I could .....

Hope it goes your way HF

B+

ANSWER THE QUESTION!

Salad of Beluga Lentils, chicken, red onion , cucumber and coriander. Pumpalicious.

Depends where he held him, mind.

You realise how dramatically you've just reduced the chances of that?

Who've you been blowing?

It's essentially logistics that you were/are doing isn't it? The operation raliegh type organisations might look at that favourably, get you a free trip to somewhere stinky and exotic.

Picturing Fish at the reception of some women's shelter, smoking jacket,fez on, puffing away at his hookah pipe ..... " Hellooooo Laydeez, welcome to my humble abode "

Sorry to hear about the job mate, but good that you're tearing it positively. Have you considered doing a few months voluntary work for a charity? e.g. Shelter, National Trust, Operation Raliegh? Good for the soul ( and the CV)

Think I've already mentioned there's a kid in my children's school called Aragorn. Ffs

Ken- "SHOW ME THE FANNY!"

Joe Kin Tit. I like that