Monkeys Fist

What about those luminaries who are universally known by one name - Lulu, Brucie and Dana? This is a minefield!

What happens when Lesbicans get married? Mrs. L. Comfortable Shoe-Bull Dyke? The world has gone to hell in a handcart.... etc.etc

What about that egotistical cow Catherine Middleton-Saxe Coburg Gotha-Windsor?

Little bit

Joe, fuck up? Unlikely, after all .....In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said, " Any tips here Joe?"

I've got 24 rolls of bog roll in the freezer TS, I'll let you have them for mates rates.

I'm winging it.

I had a nice piece of turbo for lunch. Giddup!

Eh?

FYP

I have just bought a packet of Twiglets. If anyone wants any info on how to best eat them, I'll PM you.

Never mind that shit- what's the Japanese rails/prisoner thing got to do with the Olympics?

Aye, like I said, easy to confuse them Fuck off Birthday Boy

Japan/Thailand. Meh, all look the same.

CT's grammar mistakes are the torque of the town

But George is funny sometimes......

Were your wheel nuts seized like?

Sussed!

It'll be a fucking nightmare keeping Mothra away from the Olympic Flame.