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Monkeys Fist

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  1. To you?Get round there and do his lass- 3 bangs a week, with at least one of them up the stink, until its paid. Wronga.
  2. In the spirit of this thread , I give you the following ; Screaming Jay Hawkins had up to 75 kids http://abcnews.go.com/m/story?id=94216 Chances are at least one was Japanese.
  3. It's obviously Fish- only a pro could invent someone as unfeasible as Fish
  4. Unsurprising given the state of Japan's rail/penal system, or unsurprising given it was posted by this fucking radgepacket?
  5. Aye, sorry, that came after he shat on the table and threw it at the staff , screaming " Fucking Geordie Bastards!" Didn't think it worth mentioning as it's common knowledge.
  6. @@essembeeofsunderland I am genuinely at a loss attempting to link the three things mentioned. Please put me out of my misery.
  7. Just bought some saffron for paella, so this will be getting a go to.
  8. Sounds lovely that. I'll be giving it a go this week
  9. Roast Beef , roasties, Yorkshire pud, steamed Savoy cabbage and green beans, roast carrots,cauliflower cheese (#CT) and, since I'm 3 G&Ts to the good, some Port gravy. Giddup!
  10. Just for balance , when my now 13yr old nephew was a toddler his grandad Colin used to take him swimming at the Gosforth Marriott ( aye, I know), he took him into the lounge afterwards and Bobby was there watching a World Cup game. He took the lad over as my brother had taught him that "Bobby lived at St.James" and said he didn't want to disturb him but could he have a picture at halftime? Bobby told him to sit down, put my nephew on his lap, and spent the rest of the game chatting and watching the match together (He was a similar age to Colin). What a cunt , eh?
  11. Binned that dancing shit when the kids went to bed. Proms on now- Last Night , which goes against everything I stand for, but fuck it, I love it Nowt to do with Katie Derham *cough, ahem.
  12. Just take their card details and tell them their game will be delivered in 3-5 days
  13. Btw, Strictly Come Dancing has just started , Mrs. Fist and my 6yr old daughter are up, dancing and loving it whilst I assume my "Grumpy Owld Bastard" stance, but wait… what's this…? The divine Susannah Reid is one of the dancers! *sits down, pours a beer, puts pillow on lap and is glued to screen. Giddup!
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