Monkeys Fist

http://m.wikihow.com/Enjoy-Eating-Pie

Did you cut those onions with an axe

LBT would be a drained husk by now Well done btw, Misery

On the strength of your polite "cunts" post, you are forgiven.

http://d4c027c89b30561298bd-484902fe60e1615dc83faa972a248000.r12.cf3.rackcdn.com/supporting_materials/Raspberry%20Pi%20Start%20Guide.pdf

We were so poor we only existed in the minds of some Footlights performers.

You had a landlord? Privileged tbh.

Just found this pic of the Tyne Bridge under construction ( Moot Hall and City Hall , now the Vermont, in the background ). Health and Safety my arse!

Just this once, I'll let that wee error pase

We were so poor we couldn't afford language , and had to beg by mime.

Possibly the most polite example I've seen of calling someone a cernt.

Finbarr Fist

We couldn't afford footballs, so used house bricks.

Northumbria Police auction off lost/stolen property too. http://www.kgbanswers.co.uk/where-do-northumbria-police-hold-auctions-for-unclaimed-and-confiscated-lost-and-stolen-property/22475069 That was the best info I could find about it though

Says the land grabber and fly tipper

Have you just come "out"?

ADP? I've no idea.

Best get yourself one, then, just to be on the safe side. I'm sure Gemmill will be happy to guide you through it's installation and use, step by step.

How can you need one if you don't know what it is?

What if he's a right bamp?

Cracken? Really?

This is the sale page for my local bike shop in Forest Hall. http://www.cyclelogical-newcastle.com/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=587_599 Might be something on there?

Aye, pissing down here too. The ropes are staying in their bags today.

Cheer up man, I was joking