Monkeys Fist

No , I had lustrous locks at the time. And fuck off

When I used to venture in , at the height of Poodle Rock, there was so much hairspray in the atmosphere you were living on the edge whenever you lit a fag.

He's only pissed off that he'll have to buy a new one before he can go Bamping again.

World Disco Dancing Champion, going by the pic.

Ryder reads this, then has to Google Carl Serrant.

Planning- well played

Cheer up you fat gonk. Hope everything resolves itself soon.

Try telling that to my two, the little twats.

Bish, pleez.

When you won't be able to go to the pub to watch the game because your wife is takjng your daughter to a birthday party… … at 2.00pm… … in fucking sunderland.

I only go in The Bot when they've filled McCrackens.

Really hope your kid takes after her mother.

People who assume I watch shit on TV

People from the Manchester area who pronounce little as " Lickle". Fuck off you infantile imbeciles.

No, they used their brains.

Aye, this.

I'll hear nothing against the lovely Ms. Wilson. Pistols at dawn, you cad.

All well tbh, just been for an echocardiogram ( ultrasound scan on my heart).I'm not pregnant. I asked if I'd be able to play piano when recovered Congrats J69- easiest job in the world tbh, "Mackem? Aye, get them committed"