Monkeys Fist

Because then Blatter and chums would have to give back the brown paper bags

Kevin Nolan

Drinking too much is what caused my marriage to fail- the Mrs. left me Hyundrai

Andrew and Howmanheyman sitting in a treeK-I-S-S-I-N-G

Get me, all up in your grill!

You fucking dipstick.

The Chuckle Brothers are minted.

What about those luminaries who are universally known by one name - Lulu, Brucie and Dana? This is a minefield!

What happens when Lesbicans get married? Mrs. L. Comfortable Shoe-Bull Dyke? The world has gone to hell in a handcart.... etc.etc

What about that egotistical cow Catherine Middleton-Saxe Coburg Gotha-Windsor?

Little bit

Joe, fuck up? Unlikely, after all .....In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said, " Any tips here Joe?"

I've got 24 rolls of bog roll in the freezer TS, I'll let you have them for mates rates.

I'm winging it.

I had a nice piece of turbo for lunch. Giddup!

Eh?

FYP

I have just bought a packet of Twiglets. If anyone wants any info on how to best eat them, I'll PM you.