Monkeys Fist

We all know what Joe's measured response will be if any of them do. "Cunt!"

David Jacobs sexually assaulted me when I was little... Too soon?

Tomato, cucumber and sandwich filling.

You took the day off??

Broadband connection needs a landline. Might as well have it if you're paying line rental.

News site owned by Ashley, refers to Manchester Utd as "United". Cunt status reinforced.

Yes, hopefully, but it depends whether it not she's up for it.

Just ignore them Pet, they'll go away eventually.

I can soon rectify that

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2300669/Newcastle-Wigan-coach-es-fined-brawl-following-Callum-McManamans-tackle-Massadio-Haidara.htmlNot a player, but close enough , and all I can be arsed to find. Proves that they do publically confirm fines though

None of which state , unequivocally, that he went on strike, or has been fined. Mainly because he didn't, and hasn't been.

Swordfish is lovely- very meaty.

Roast cod, with fondant potatoes and green beans is fucking lush btw.

The fact that a good number of people on here think its perfectly justifiable to boo one of our own players, as he is coming on to the pitch, during a game,regardless of what he may or may not have done, says everything about how fucked football culture is right now. Divide and Conquer , eh Mikey Boy ?

Lovely with a buttered slice

Spidey's checking flies.

Secretly, I always have been.

Booing our own player as he comes on the pitch is a bit fucking shit, IMO. As HF implies, they'd have announced his fines lickety split if he'd refused to play. He was ordered not to play.

Spider-Man is my minion.

Get the fuck in!