Monkeys Fist

Isn't it the case that our Mighty Love Swords are just converted clits?

" Was talking to a client in the cab today, and they were raving about rimming. Looked it up, has a 4* on ratemysex.com , was wondering if anyone on here had done it? Will I need special arse wipes or will regular baby wipes be ok? "

Correct.

What's this then?

Aye, it's not bad.

The Ninth Gate is on 5 at 9pm. Worth recording.

It's a Mackem.

Moob scratcher.

FYP

Hence the coyness

Your kitchen bench.

What object? Edit: ahh, you've added a pic, you fucking mong

Is he wearing Frankenstein boots? ( is he meant to be Frankenstein's monster?)

Walk of shame, followed by post of shame.

Announced his retirement from football today. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22464215 Best of luck to him with his future plans.

Dough balls.

So do I. And a bridge, which is built. Therefore a building.

Sounds lovely that. Found a Nick Nairn recipe for it, anything like yours? http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/spicedlentilandspina_87064

When you and the Mrs are going at it, do you have a buttered slice on the bedside table CT, just in case?

Not many people notice her veil.

Three months is how long it took the poor little fucker to gnaw through it's cage bars.