Monkeys Fist

Googled "Black Batman".....

What happened, did they smash the microwave?

Well done Sir, well done

Stevie

For a Tenner I'd be asking for freshly squeezed virgin sweat.

Like a fucked fridge.

CT on the cream sherry.

I get hard when you talk dirty.

Aged 18, pissed to the gills on Old Peculier, as we left the Dungeon Ghyll I decided to van surf the Transit down Langdale for a mile or two. Feckin eejit. Oh aye, and this That's me in the rather fetching speedos , about to deliver a mammoth self-wedgie on impact.

Bitchez luv the Falcon.

The Lesbican offspring of Salma and Penelope.

Is that you asking me to one of your partys?

Don't you mean "glassed your bust"?

Fuck the beans - where's the shrooms? Eh?

Happy Jubblies mate!

Sound?

I didn't realise Darren Peacock was managing Lancaster City- he needs to cut his hair like ....... Wait..... wrong pic, sorry

I asked our Director of Football for you via Imgflip Meme Maker

These yanks would be getting swiftly pedalled if that was my job, dodgy bastards I'm 2 days in to my IRATA Level 3 course, it's knackering but great to learn advanced technique.

You will quiver and quake under the Human thunder of a Double Ameobi. Their mere presence together causes supernovae in neighbouring galaxies.

I've a mate from Portrush who is a Dirty Leeds fan and, surprisingly, fond of an ale or several. I predict a bad heed after the next tie.

Given the paucity and fragility of our first team , it's hardly a piss take. Take it up with our Director of F****all.