Monkeys Fist

I’m still very much Team Sausage- I think after a “measured analysis” from Mad Dog at HT we’ll hopefully see some urgency/accuracy.

We’ve not been making runs off the ball- when we get possession we’re virtually static.

We’re trying to walk the ball in to the net, when we do actually get in their area. A fucking welly might be an approach they could try?

Puffs…

I REALLY hope Trippier gets a goal

Ffs, we just let them run through us there.

BDB sweating like a fat lad in a brothel

They’re fucking desperate to sell this “Newcastle fans aren’t happy” bs aren’t they?

Nice of the Blackburn fans to give us a little breather when they were having a decent spell

“Mugged“

Wykiki getting getting flashbacks

Come on Team Meat Tube!

Alreet Raoul, calm down!

Has Micah Richard’s borrowed a jacket off Lineker?

As well as making tea, ( had my shit, shower and shake), I’m trying to work out how the punditry tonight, for a Blackburn v Newcastle game, will manage to shoehorn in a 5 minute section of jizzing about Liverpewl Football Cgggghlub? Any takers? Will it be before the game, at HT, or FT? ( or all of the above).

They should have a word with our polydactyl friends down the road, didn’t do them any harm, if anything it’s raised their profile to a global level, not far off Barca or Madrid.

My fivehead starts at the back of my neck now.

Just got in from graft- Three S’s then make some tea, then I’ll imagine…

Aye, and he was absolutely bang on too.

I’d go for it if it’ll stop you quoting Bangles lyrics.

Just sent this to my “transport planner” It’s a truck on tow in front of me at the lights. This lad is thicker than a gallon of whale spunk.